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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-10-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll make you a sandwich.

[Because that's what they have, other than bar snacks. And given that it's Neal, it's bound to at least be a fancy sandwich.]

Anything I need to worry about?

[Allergies, what not.]
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-10-27 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[And he'll set about fixing the sandwich, and it's gonna be fancy because let's be honest, this is Neal.]

Does it look like Lilith's protections are going to hold?
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-10-30 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Neal nods, before placing the fresh sandwich in front of him.]

Let's hope it stays that way. Otherwise we're all in trouble.
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-11-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Neal looks mock offended at the insinuation that there was a chance it wouldn't have been good.]

Did you think it wouldn't be?
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should take more pride in your food.

[Granted, Neal's brand is indulgence in all things. If it's not at a ten, he doesn't want it.]
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Neal considers, before nodding.]

Okay, that's fair. Warlords tend not to wait for their targets to enjoy fine dining.
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I tended to spend more time with more white collar criminals than warlords.

[That's what happens when you're dealing with art in museums and private estates, rather than trying to recover things that history has long forgotten.]

I came across the Nazi sub because I was being targeted by someone who desperately wanted to find it. And after what he did to me in the process, I decided to screw him over by finding it first.
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Tell you what. When the fog lifts, you, me and a bottle of whiskey.

[Maybe two. They're definitely going to need it.]
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-16 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[And Nate will run off to get lost in the fog and Neal will keep doing his thing, and when the smoke clears, Neal makes good on his promise. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and a back table at Hella Shorty's, and he smirks as he pours too glasses.]

So. I'm nineteen years-old. I get off the bus from Detroit in New York City, and I come across a guy playing Find the Lady on a street corner near Central Park.

[Because yes, that's how this story starts.]
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2021-12-31 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep.

[And he'll continue to gesture as he speaks.]

This guy with a terrible hair piece was acting as the hook by purposefully losing, and tried to get me to play. So I saunter up, play the game, and walk away a winner, and as I disappear into the crowd, they figure out I cheated.

Next thing I know, Hair Piece is showing up at my front door, looking to hire me. Turns out, his name was Mozzie and he was planning a long con against a guy named Vincent Adler.
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2022-01-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I was young and stupid so yeah, definitely.

[Neal shakes his head.]

Adler was a big hedge fund guy. The job was a long con to get at his funds and clear him out. What we didn't know was that it was all Ponzi scheme and Adler was a bigger con artist than we were.

[Probably because he was busy falling in love with Kate, but that's not important.]
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[personal profile] alias_savant 2022-01-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, just before we were able to seal the deal on robbing him blind, he gets exposed for his scheme and flees with the money. It didn't really bother me one way or another and my partners and I started getting big and flashy, pulling jobs all over the world. Eventually the FBI caught notice, and I wound up in jail, but in the interim, a rumor started floating around that I had stolen a very specific music box.

[And he'll describe the box.]

It originally belonged to the Russians, but the stories go that the Nazis stole it in World War II. Eventually it wound up in Copenhagen, where a friend and I tried to steal it, but didn't actually manage to get ahold of it.

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