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[odaystar]

To Whom It May Concern,

It has been years now since Hell has been redone and made even greater than ever before. And you, my prized guest, have made it twelve months in your journey towards redemption. I know that there have been bumps along the way and we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I do wish to show my gratitude. Together, we will all leave Hell one day.

I have handpicked gifts specifically for you to commemorate this anniversary. I do hope you enjoy them.

A basket of assorted candies and an aged scrap of paper rambling about the existence of demons

A small sphere about the size of a golf ball, that folds open into an elaborate sculpture.

A voucher for a night in the honeymoon suite at Casino Styx

Again, I thank you for all of your help in making Hell what it is today.

Yours,
Lucifer