inbox » if you don't own radio

[duderaider]

» INBOX text / audio / video / action yeah, hi, you've reached nathan drake. i'm not available right now, so leave a message after the beep. thanks! code credit

Comments

[odaystar]

To Whom It May Concern,

It has been years now since Hell has been redone and made even greater than ever before. And you, my prized guest, have made it 24 months in your journey towards redemption. I know that there have been bumps along the way and we haven't always seen eye to eye, but I do wish to show my gratitude. Together, we will all leave Hell one day.

I have handpicked gifts specifically for you to commemorate this anniversary. I do hope you enjoy them.

A basket containing rope, a pick ax, and his mother’s journal

A voucher granting permission to create a dig site outside the Penance gates. Nathan will be allowed to dig at a spot of his choosing for a project of no longer than three weeks with friends of his choosing to assist.

Two vouchers to get out of torture. They may be transferred to another party.

Again, I thank you for all of your help in making Hell what it is today.

Yours,
Lucifer