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[duderaider]

[his answers, while honest, is also apologetic]

To sit down for a few minutes.

[he's been running since everything went to Hell in earnest, no pun intended, and he's just -- tired. and hungry, to be honest, but the exhaustion is the big thing, at the moment. can he just take a nap on the bar, please?]

[alias_savant]

[Neal nods, and will shift to grab one of the glasses behind the bar and pour him some water. They'll likely transition to something stronger, but first hydrate, then eat.]

Then sit. We have time.

[It many not feel like it, but they do.]

[duderaider]

Do we, though? [not that that stops him from sliding into a seat, at Neal's request] It feels like everything's been going, nonstop, since the damn fog rolled in.

[alias_savant]

All the more reason to take the time when you need to.

[They don't know when the fog is going to stop.]

There's only so much we can do for them from here, and if you don't take care of yourself, it's going to be a lot less. So sit. When was the last time you ate?

[If you don't remember, he'll fix you a plate.]

[duderaider]

Yeah, okay. Maybe you've got a point.

[he does not, however, remember when the last time he ate was, and so, while he's sitting, now, yes, he looks a little stricken as he tries to remember] Uh ... [yeah, he's got nothing. oops?]

[alias_savant]

I'll make you a sandwich.

[Because that's what they have, other than bar snacks. And given that it's Neal, it's bound to at least be a fancy sandwich.]

Anything I need to worry about?

[Allergies, what not.]

[duderaider]

A sandwich would be great.

[it's something he can eat fast, so he can get back into the thick of it. kirby inhaling one sandwich is definitely taking care of yourself, right? no? maybe he'll change his mind and slow his roll a little when he sees Neal's not just going to slap some bologna on some white bread and throw it at him]

And uh, no. No allergies and I'm not, like, vegan or whatever.

[alias_savant]

Okay.

[And he'll set about fixing the sandwich, and it's gonna be fancy because let's be honest, this is Neal.]

Does it look like Lilith's protections are going to hold?

[duderaider]

I think so? [he doesn't know much about demonic magic and he really hasn't tried to look closely at these wards, for fear of breaking them, but] Nothing weird's gotten too close to the edges of the fog, and it doesn't seem to be spreading, so ...

[so far, so good?]

[alias_savant]

[Neal nods, before placing the fresh sandwich in front of him.]

Let's hope it stays that way. Otherwise we're all in trouble.

[duderaider]

Yeah, that was kind of the impression I got, too.

[between Lilith's transmission beforehand and everything that's happened, since]

[sighing, he reaches for his sandwich, muttering a thanks before he takes a bite. he looks immediately impressed, whatever else he was going to say forgotten for a moment. mostly because:] This is actually really good.

[not that he had any doubts, but -- well, it's just a sandwich. he wasn't expecting it to be like this]

[alias_savant]

[Neal looks mock offended at the insinuation that there was a chance it wouldn't have been good.]

Did you think it wouldn't be?

[duderaider]

[mocking or not, Nathan immediately holds up a hand]

No offense, man. I just never thought of a sandwich as being something to write home about.

[alias_savant]

Then you should take more pride in your food.

[Granted, Neal's brand is indulgence in all things. If it's not at a ten, he doesn't want it.]

[duderaider]

I've eaten some good stuff. [it's not like he's a complete culinary moron! he's been all over the world!] I just -- don't always get the chance, you know? I mean, kinda hard to eat five-star sandwiches or whatever, when you're running from the warlord du jour.

[alias_savant]

[Neal considers, before nodding.]

Okay, that's fair. Warlords tend not to wait for their targets to enjoy fine dining.

[duderaider]

Yeah, not so much.

[he pauses long enough to take another bite of his sandwich and swallow]

You have any experience with that kinda thing? Crazy warlords? I know we have Nazi with weird art fetishes in common. [never mind the fact that that's not really a surprising point of commonality, for all that Hitler had an interest in the arcane and for all that his officers like stealing nice things from the people they killed]

[alias_savant]

I tended to spend more time with more white collar criminals than warlords.

[That's what happens when you're dealing with art in museums and private estates, rather than trying to recover things that history has long forgotten.]

I came across the Nazi sub because I was being targeted by someone who desperately wanted to find it. And after what he did to me in the process, I decided to screw him over by finding it first.

[duderaider]

One of these days, I'm gonna make you tell me that whole story, from start to finish.

[instead of all the little pieces he's been giving Nate, so far. he's really kind of curious how all that went down. now may not be the time for it, however]

[alias_savant]

Tell you what. When the fog lifts, you, me and a bottle of whiskey.

[Maybe two. They're definitely going to need it.]

[duderaider]

[considering he, at least, is going to end up in the fog? he's absolutely going to need it]

Sounds good, man.

[alias_savant]

[And Nate will run off to get lost in the fog and Neal will keep doing his thing, and when the smoke clears, Neal makes good on his promise. He grabs a bottle of whiskey and a back table at Hella Shorty's, and he smirks as he pours too glasses.]

So. I'm nineteen years-old. I get off the bus from Detroit in New York City, and I come across a guy playing Find the Lady on a street corner near Central Park.

[Because yes, that's how this story starts.]

[duderaider]

[Nate can't help but laugh, at that]

Seriously?

[it sounds like the opening to a movie or something. it sounds like a recipe for disaster. he absolutely wants to hear more, either way]

[alias_savant]

Yep.

[And he'll continue to gesture as he speaks.]

This guy with a terrible hair piece was acting as the hook by purposefully losing, and tried to get me to play. So I saunter up, play the game, and walk away a winner, and as I disappear into the crowd, they figure out I cheated.

Next thing I know, Hair Piece is showing up at my front door, looking to hire me. Turns out, his name was Mozzie and he was planning a long con against a guy named Vincent Adler.

[duderaider]

And I'm gonna guess you went along with it?

[it would be a pretty short story, if Neal turned him down, after all. well, probably. there's the chance that he turned him down and ended up involved in things anyway, he supposes]